how did people manage to eat then. no seriously.

...do NOT tell me that is spam...with bananas...and cherries...

how did this candy bar not make it????

even cheerios manage to look like organs

MMMMM FRUIT SALAD W MAYO

that is either pizza or growth in a pietri dish

disturbingly, this might be the most appetizing option so far. oh gosh it's actually a tough call between this and the intestinal cheerios.
what's for dessert dearest? oh, jellied vegetable medley darling!