Melville isn't so bad. when he doesn't talk about whales.

more imaginary people burrnss...

narrator of bartleby = insecure and delusional hypocrite as well as a
selfsoul-killing (Emersonsversionof)satan whose only friends are imaginary and manifestations of his multiple personality disorder self.

cuz it's all in your heeadd (bartlebyturkeynippersgingernut) over and over againnn

ke$ha just came on the radio oh HELP...oh wait, she might brush her teeth with a bottle of jack but she can't MATCH my toothpaste:
mmmmmmmmmm what a deal too