i would name my hippo....bessie

coffee, snacks and massages all day? no wonder she comes back.

i would get a little carrying purse, so it would be like paris hilton with tinkerbelle, except a hippo. just kidding i would never subject poor little monifa/moneefa/mow-knee-fah(best)to that.

because dogs can't walk, obviously

omgzzz or we could like, have matching outfits.
"that's hot"