HAHAH i love jane austen but this borders scary.
"Ready to move in?"
"We use our real names here at Pemberley"..."Using our real names fosters our sense of community"
"Applying for citizenship please"
ok i appreciate the whole desire for properness/manners/etiquette and i realize that the people on this site don't take themselves completely seriously (i hope) but look, it's not the 18th century and Jane Austen is dead.